Editing User:Daniel Mandel

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[[File:IMG 8397.jpg|thumb|<font color=white>photo of me.</font>|569x569px|alt=photo of me.]]<big>Hello,</big> <big>my name is '''Dan Mandel''' and I HATE EVERYONE!</big>

<big>I was born in a dumpster in [[w:Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador|<font color=7030A0>Dildo, Subdivision E, Division 1, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada</font>]]. I like to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with my homies!</big>

<big>I really like Mort, Daffy Duck, Myself, Wario, Waluigi, Hänsel, Gretel, The Vermilion Khan, Your Mom, and A1 Steak Sauce.</big>

<big>I started jerking off in sept 11, 2001 and I am currently 50 years old. March on, sisters!</big>

<big>Hope you look forward to my future WikiOasis endeavors!</big>

<big>My mom said I can't do this for the rest of my life but I cut the brake lines on her car so we'll see who's bitching soon :)</big>
----''<big>I would</big> <big>also like to clarify that all the information that I have written is not fiction. Nor is it true. It is a mix between the two. Things that are, and things that could have been. Things that happened and things that might. You must understand that the present is not relative and time is simply a synonym to entropy itself. The important thing to remember is that the present and future are set and by exploring what might have been, we can further come together to comprehend what Mort truly is.</big>''

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